July 26th

"Do you like lemon with your water?" - Shaughn
"Do you have Mountain Dew?" Restaurant Guest

July 25th

"The reason I like dancing with you is because unlike the other guys, when you sweat you don't smell like hot garbage."-Chelsea

July 23rd

"He's just making himself look like an idiot"-Nick

September 12th

"Mmmm I love heartburn"-Mike

September 11th

"Sad thing is, I was expecting to get iced"-Pat

September 10th

"They're a lot different outside of work, I swear"-Eric

September 9th

"Don't worry Pat has a bottle of tequila in his car."-Mike