July 30th

"He has fists of fury and I don't like the way he licks his lips right before he punches me in the nuts"-Mike

July 29th

"I feel like a five year old dance recital, but with boobs"-Elise

July 28th

"When I say don't make me get my Tommy Gun and everyone thinks I'm joking, that's my way of saying 'Shut the Fuck Up!'"-Bill

July 27th

"It didn't taste like pumpkin....wait"-Shaughn

July 26th

"What this dance needs is more mid-drift"-Steve 

July 25th

"As for the situation at the bar last night, I'm just trying to think what Barney Stinson would do"-Mike

July 24th

"Its okay, I have black friends. And you can use the word 'honky' because you have white friends"-Ryan

July 23rd

"So we can move around until we..can't?"- Michelle

July 22nd

" It's just sketchy cause you're sitting there like 'What, fuck off! I'm eating rice do ya mind?'"

July 21st

"You just gotta take the good with the bad"-Brian

July 20th

"You're riding a bus and then you get your head cut off, you're not having a good day"-Casey

July 19th

"Put some dye on the pages"- Dori

July 18th

“Remember always wear a condom”- Sr Garcia 

“But you guys said I didn't have to do that either”-Shaughn 

“Make sure to pull out 30 seconds before, just in case”-Sr Garcia.

July 17th

After making crazy faces while playing drums for Call Me Maybe- “I'm Never getting laid”-Jason (Drummer at Karaoke) “Not with that attitude”-Random Guy