August 26th

"Is there a chode here? I have a beer for a chode."-Darren

August 25th

"They're like a bag of chips, you open it up and its only half full"-Erica

August 24th

"Its way past last call but thanks for coming"-Bartender at Coles

August 23rd

"I don't know why they schedule soo many appointments this early in the morning."-Guy at Midway Auto

August 22nd

"39 rollups, that's ridiculous"-Shaughn

August 21st

"I love it when you stand by me when I sing. Do you get it? It was funny!"-Francis

August 20th

"I've got a funny story"-Mom

August 19th

"Come on, I've known for years that Henry D kept boys in his basement"-Mike

"I dont know which part of that is more fucked up. That he keeps them or that you've known for years."-Shaughn

August 18th

"You wanna go, lets go, let's throw down!"-Brian

August 17th

"Well they're a weird couple"-Drew

August 16th

"How do you know"-Tania
"Geez Jay, you'd think you were the chef or something"-Shaughn

"I don't care if you serve it between your asscheeks just put it on a plate"-Shaughn

August 15th

"No you're not getting it, I want to stay at home, do whatever I want, not work, and get paid for doing it"- Casey

August 14th

"He is pretending to use his phone as the other drumstick, he won't put the thing down."-Danielle

August 13th

"Why so quiet today"-Jen

August 12th

"What a weirdo"-Adam

August 11th

"I don't know which hole is right, I'm a bishop"-Dan

August 10th

"So what's the deal with that chicken"-Andrew

August 9th

"There aren't any starving children in Africa, she ate them all"-Ryan

August 8th

"Its like high school with all the drama"-Nikki

August 7th

"I'm on the second rung of the ladder and climbing quickly towards the third on the ladder of not giving a shit"-Ryan

August 6th

"Oh I'm sorry what's your name are you new?"-Phyllis

August 5th

"Like and respect are two completely different things"-Tara

August 4th

"Use your finger not your tongue. No Adam don't use your tongue it's too hard"-Rosie

August 3rd

"There you are Francis, I've been waiting for you all day. Where do you want me?"-Marissa

August 2nd

"Grapes"-Andrew
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"You know how Pac-Man eats the ghosts? It's on the second shelf"-Chris

August 1st

"You've got hot pants and she's got no pants"-Dori

July 31st

"You were pushing too hard and I almost fell. But don't tell Dori I was telling you what to do"-Chelsea